3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Monday Apr 20, 2026
Monday Apr 20, 2026
Woah!
Carrot Dangles is a great name.
Snacks aren’t really food.
Bikes DO get stolen for real sometimes.
Kayla and Oliver love you mums x
Woah continued!
Friday Apr 17, 2026
Friday Apr 17, 2026
Heyo!
Hard to do the melody, what about egg wheels?, and you broke the contract now I stab you.
Bye babe!
References:
Marvelous Spatuletail
Thursday Apr 16, 2026
Thursday Apr 16, 2026
Welcome in!
A mum filming the sand, Oliver will do spankings as a consequence, and it’s like soft rain on your witchy day.
Welcome out!
References:
Cheaper Buy Miles
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Oi you!
Absinthe is/is not utterly confusing, Oliver has a really cool and totally brand-new idea, and it’s time to bring out The Bolo.
Oi oi you!
References:
Cruise Ships
Bolo Ties
Bald
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Hi!
You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?
Bi!
References:
Baby
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Good new week!
We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.
Bye lads!
References:
Da Moon
Artemis II
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Good day m’lord!
Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.
Good day m’liege!
Thursday Apr 09, 2026
Thursday Apr 09, 2026
JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!
We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.
JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!
Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
Bonsoy!
Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???
Full milk!
References:
Devil Sticks
Rola Bola Tricks
Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Hello hi!
Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.
Goodbye bye!