Episodes

Thursday Mar 05, 2026
Thursday Mar 05, 2026
HELLO.
We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)
GOODBYE.

Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Feel good!
Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!
Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Good day!
Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?
I said good day!

Monday Mar 02, 2026
Monday Mar 02, 2026
Hey ho!
Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.
Bye ho!

Friday Feb 27, 2026
Friday Feb 27, 2026
Wayyyyyyyo!!!
Oliver knows why he’s a cute guy, we chat the different types of stick we’re into (and thus become new men), and a full re-cap and rundown of the full saga of the Shrimp Chancellor thus far.
Byeooooo!!!

Thursday Feb 26, 2026
Thursday Feb 26, 2026
Check this out!
Kayla has seen PLENTY of worms, Oliver is not allowed to be mysterious, and we decisively figure out what Kayla is getting tattooed on their knees.
Check YOU out!

Wednesday Feb 25, 2026
Wednesday Feb 25, 2026
Hallo!
Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?
Ballo (bye)!

Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Bonjour!
“Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.
EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella
Bye-njour!

Monday Feb 23, 2026
Monday Feb 23, 2026
Welcome!
Oliver has a Mexican bowl problem, the truth of so many haikus and so little time, and we have never mentioned Shrimp Lady.
Thanks for stopping… bye!

Friday Feb 20, 2026
Friday Feb 20, 2026
Good hello!
I will not go and lick toes, Kayla would like to play more chess but doesn’t know the strategies, and having a time of my life.
Good bye!



