3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Ep276 - Grain Grain

Monday Apr 06, 2026

Monday Apr 06, 2026

HI!
 
Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.
 
BYE!

Friday Apr 03, 2026

Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!

Ep274 - Thoughts On Sports

Thursday Apr 02, 2026

Thursday Apr 02, 2026

It’s happened again. Oliver does another solo chinwag. This time he talks all his thoughts on sports and spends a good majority of the episode saying goodbye.

Ep273 - Thoughts On Jorts

Wednesday Apr 01, 2026

Wednesday Apr 01, 2026

Oliver does a solo episode of pod. It’s not that short and mostly meaningless but there’s a sort of deep bit about catching yourself. He also lies about going to play dominoes later. But thus.

Tuesday Mar 31, 2026

Yippee!!!
 
Kayla’s got a cool new non-communicative relationship with the brain, mind, and body, Oliver can make himself sneeze (and an idea for episode 300), and there’s orb factions in shrimp country.
 
Yippaa!!!

Ep271 - The 7th Balcony

Monday Mar 30, 2026

Monday Mar 30, 2026

Hullo!
 
We’re being cute and safe, breaking news: more confirmed about shrimps (we’re coming up to the season finale of the shrimp saga), and dead like a doorknob that’s been hit by a wheel of cheese.
 
Bullo!

Friday Mar 27, 2026

Heck yeah!
 
Don’t fall in the pond, there’s danger in the pen and danger in the pages, and Kayla’s been reading mythos so said Dr. Zeus and we all laughed and laughed.
 
Rock on!

Ep269 - Video Difficult

Thursday Mar 26, 2026

Thursday Mar 26, 2026

Hams!
 
Don’t judge it before you know it, if you need a parachute when you jump from a plane you’re weak, and where is your writer’s intuition located?
 
Cheeses!

Ep268 - To Yell, Muffledly

Wednesday Mar 25, 2026

Wednesday Mar 25, 2026

Hello!
 
We help Jordan pee, when Sherlock is busy you can’t really rely on Shrimp & Fry, and the boy wants to be in the garden and so the boy shall.
 
Goodbye!

Ep267 - Pink

Tuesday Mar 24, 2026

Tuesday Mar 24, 2026

WAZZUP???
 
We’re here to keep the vibe alibe and smacksh it out, the five basic tastes, and Kayla “doesn’t” do a haiku about Jordan Barr.
 
bye.

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