3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep50 - Love You Mums!

Happy 50 baby!!!
We don’t know any 50 year olds, we do know the best sound for a plant, and it’s a very sing-y one this one.
HAPPY FIF-TY!!!

Ep49 - Thursday. Snurzday.

It will FOREVER be Thursday Snurzday!
Oliver is hurt by empty words, we feel weak in the middle of sentences, and Kayla finally (!) becomes self-aware.
Buh-bye!

Ep48 - We Are Paris Hilton

Morn’!
We have a lot of feelings all at once, we are but one drop in the lake of humanity, Kayla ruins Oliver’s poem and tells it how it is.
Be free!

Ep47 - A Wet Bird

Now is this morning!
Honestly, there’s a certain energy to this one and we don’t exactly know why or how.
Oliver was in Kayla’s dream last night. And Kayla has a disease/gift.
Bye! Love you!

Ep46 - Running From Fuchsia Vloom

Good Monday morning, you gorgeous poets!
Oliver and Kayla don’t know a lot, including things they do know, ya know?
We discover a fave sound AND Eidann has a loverly energy.
Ciao! Love you!

Ep45 - Lawyers Love Fireworks

Hi and sorry.
Oliver apologises for the greatest error of his life,
And we can’t escape Trick Lads™.
Byeday Friday!

Ep44 - The 2025 Pantone Colour of the Year

Thursday Snurzday!
We have some HUGE questions to ask this morn, and it doesn’t matter if the Qs are about Severance or flushing a crab, all are equally important. 
We love you and if you love us, please share this pod with your friends, pets and ex-colleagues xx

Ep43 - We've Both Been to France

Hello, good morning!
We love croissants, Kayz breaks down a lil’ French brekky, the plosives are the first to go, and Olivela is really good at saying a certain word. Can you guess which one?
Whenever you can, go out in the rain. Do not miss the opportunity!

Ep42 - The Wing Defence of Sleeping Chambers

Goog Morgan!
Can you believe Oliver had his OWN room with his OWN bunk bed?! Kayz STILL cannot do maths quick, and we think Bella might be French.
Vive la boulangerie!

Ep41 - Doechii’s Opener

Good morning!
Kayla hath returned!
We could sell out any (marble) stadium, some clarifications, and foam is the trick lad of liquids.
Go with aplomb!