3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Ep263 - Shrimp Horse

Wednesday Mar 18, 2026

Wednesday Mar 18, 2026

Good morn’!
 
Oliver did a bad thing with hair, we are/are not getting married and are/are not getting matching shrimp tattoos, and logistics make everything worse.
 
Good eve’!

Ep262 - A Sensory Dream

Tuesday Mar 17, 2026

Tuesday Mar 17, 2026

Good as! (hello)
 
Fresh cuts, smaller than a micro-pig, some things we wish we didn’t do, and the types of pickles that Kayla has been in. 
 
Goooood as! (bye)

Monday Mar 16, 2026

Goodmonday!
 
A 24/7, glass box, haiku festathon, Oliver should put himself in more positions where he can be saved by shrimps, and we discuss what are the top 2 things above asking.
 
BONUS audience challenge at the end!!!
 
Byemonday!

Ep260 - Peater Rabbit

Friday Mar 13, 2026

Friday Mar 13, 2026

Hooray Friday!
 
We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick.
 
Have a perfect day! Never change!!!

Ep259 - Touching Gas

Thursday Mar 12, 2026

Thursday Mar 12, 2026

Heyoooo!
 
Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm?
 
Byeoooo!

Wednesday Mar 11, 2026

AH!
 
Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat.
 
AHHH!!!

Ep257 - Pink But Not A Shrimp

Tuesday Mar 10, 2026

Tuesday Mar 10, 2026

Hello again!
 
We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?
 
Bye again!

Ep256 - French Toast

Monday Mar 09, 2026

Monday Mar 09, 2026

Hey hey!
 
We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.
 
Good! Bye!

Friday Mar 06, 2026

Final Friday… of the week!!!
 
Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.
 
First Friday… of the week!!!

Ep254 - The Designated Objector

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

HELLO.
 
We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)
 
GOODBYE.

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