3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Monday May 04, 2026
Monday May 04, 2026
Hihihihi!
Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.
Bibibibibi!
Friday May 01, 2026
Friday May 01, 2026
WASSUP?!
These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.
BYESUP?!
Thursday Apr 30, 2026
Thursday Apr 30, 2026
Hullo!
Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.
Bullo!
Wednesday Apr 29, 2026
Wednesday Apr 29, 2026
Have a good walk!
You won’t believe what Bella and Jordan are going to do, the first brown is coffee…, and every single use for a coconut.
Have a GOOD walk!
References:
Sausage
Coconuts
Tuesday Apr 28, 2026
Tuesday Apr 28, 2026
Well hello!
The commute of the headphones should be short, we are thinking of different types of bars (maybe we should have a little tipple), and we have a first fight and it’s about saving dominoes.
Welp. Bye!
Monday Apr 27, 2026
Monday Apr 27, 2026
Omghello!
If you wanna work, then you’re a snake, Oliver never sees what happens when he rings the doorbell, and Oliver doesn’t want to drink Kayla’s dirty martini.
Omgbyebye!
Friday Apr 24, 2026
Friday Apr 24, 2026
Top of the day, end of the week!
The vibe of someone who’s been skunked, the thing you do with exercise balls where you, like, sprint at each other and go flying ‘n’ stuff, and we come up with a really bad alternate universe all to do with the name of computers.
End of the day, start of the week(end)!
Thursday Apr 23, 2026
Thursday Apr 23, 2026
Tweet tweet!
Oh. I hear it now. The piss and poo carpet is laid down. Kayla is profiled again. There is a design flaw in bread.
Tweet twoot!
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
*hello in elephant*
Oliver was just going to say the same thing again, Kayla has a very tactile butt (and we chat farts), and Oliver is a happy accident.
*ciao in elephant*
Tuesday Apr 21, 2026
Tuesday Apr 21, 2026
What up?!
Water is good, find a balustrade (it has to be a balustrade,) and we think we’re one for the buttons.
Bye up?!?!