3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Thursday Oct 02, 2025

Hi Big Boys!
 
How to ask for an adult burp, the people’s library but for the ocean, and Kayla only has a tiny little something for bins.
 
Bye Big Boys!

Ep168 - Sound Pollution Man

Wednesday Oct 01, 2025

Wednesday Oct 01, 2025

No glum!
 
Havin’ a gasbag, somebody else’s dog in the sidecar, and Oliver just wanted to do a flip.
 
Only chum!

Ep167 - Frozen as a Daisy

Tuesday Sep 30, 2025

Tuesday Sep 30, 2025

Come back from the abyss!
 
They freeze great, it’s scary to commit when there’s pizza, and he didn’t build no chairs, stairs, or underwears.
 
Go back from whence you came!

Ep166 - Death Pockets

Monday Sep 29, 2025

Monday Sep 29, 2025

Oh hi!
 
Kayla was actually not thinking of ducks, bread all over the floor, and a flying marsupial (iykyk.)
 
Now: bye!

Ep165 - A Boy Never Tells

Friday Sep 26, 2025

Friday Sep 26, 2025

Hey! Hey!
 
Oliver couldn’t make a margarita because he didn’t have margarita ingredients, fake it til you make the decision, and no-takes-backsies of condition reports.
 
Bye! Bye!

Thursday Sep 25, 2025

Everything’s new!
 
Bella doesn’t know where she is, Lord of the Rings - the bread and soup moment, and Bella doesn’t get theatre like we do.
 
Everything’s old!

Ep163 - Mona Lisa in Scienceworks

Wednesday Sep 24, 2025

Wednesday Sep 24, 2025

Bee morning!
 
A bee bit Bella on the foot, fidget spinners amongst the museum bits, and the only good thing to tense all the time.
 
Go on a camel ride!

Ep162 - A Strong Egg

Tuesday Sep 23, 2025

Tuesday Sep 23, 2025

Green!
 
Oliver pushed Eidann into the ground (the strongest pushes are the worst), you’re either a carc-egg or an egg-ass, and the bits in a tote bag.
 
Red!

Ep161 - Yuck, Yuck, Yucky

Monday Sep 22, 2025

Monday Sep 22, 2025

This is gonna be funny!
 
Everything’s lost until it’s found, fairyfloss undies on a hot day, and scout hall splinters.
 
That was funny!

Friday Sep 19, 2025

Ahoy!
 
Captain Hook would be good at skiing, Oliver’s a bad google, and Kayla doesn’t care.
 
Bye-hoy!

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