3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Monday May 18, 2026
Monday May 18, 2026
Why, hello!
A cool fact about the harpsichord, what Tom and Jer did with steam out the ears, and when did you first discover the humble arancini ball?
Why, bye!
References:
Harpsichord
Sinuses
Arancini
Friday May 15, 2026
Friday May 15, 2026
Welcome!
Yes, we’re recording on all devices, the only reason we have eyebrows, and Kayla is scared to touch some pears.
Anti-welcome!
Thursday May 14, 2026
Thursday May 14, 2026
Hullo!
When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics.
Bye now!
References:
King.Phy.Cl.O.Pha.G.S. - Taxonomy mnemonic
Kingdom of Hearts
King Lear
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Howdy!
Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries.
Byendy!
References:
Two Men Cafe
Nhu Lan
Where Chefs Eat in Footscray
Tuesday May 12, 2026
Tuesday May 12, 2026
He-he-he-hello!
Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx!
B-b-b-bye!
References:
The Grape Spectrum
Monday May 11, 2026
Monday May 11, 2026
Hullo!
Eidann isn’t careful with Oliver’s heart, Oliver’s got a new energy now, and dangerous vegetables.
Bullo!
Friday May 08, 2026
Friday May 08, 2026
HAPPY 300!!!
We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this kind of turns into Oliver interviewing Kayla, and how many times have mums been mentioned (spoiler: more than a hundy-fift.)
HAPPY 300!!!
P.S. Thanks for listening and hangin’ with us. We enjoy this a lot and hope you do too :)
Thursday May 07, 2026
Thursday May 07, 2026
hey.
We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.)
bye.
References:
Sleep
Wednesday May 06, 2026
Wednesday May 06, 2026
IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!
Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!
EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!
References:
Dingle Village Adventure Golf
Bee
Tuesday May 05, 2026
Tuesday May 05, 2026
Why, hello!
Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?
Why, bugger off!
References:
Acronym
Tommy's Margs
Denmark