3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Hi!
You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?
Bi!
References:
Baby
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Good new week!
We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.
Bye lads!
References:
Da Moon
Artemis II
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Good day m’lord!
Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.
Good day m’liege!
Thursday Apr 09, 2026
Thursday Apr 09, 2026
JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!
We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.
JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!
Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
Bonsoy!
Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???
Full milk!
References:
Devil Sticks
Rola Bola Tricks
Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Hello hi!
Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.
Goodbye bye!
Monday Apr 06, 2026
Monday Apr 06, 2026
HI!
Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.
BYE!
Friday Apr 03, 2026
Friday Apr 03, 2026
Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!
Thursday Apr 02, 2026
Thursday Apr 02, 2026
It’s happened again. Oliver does another solo chinwag. This time he talks all his thoughts on sports and spends a good majority of the episode saying goodbye.
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Oliver does a solo episode of pod. It’s not that short and mostly meaningless but there’s a sort of deep bit about catching yourself. He also lies about going to play dominoes later. But thus.