3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Tuesday Feb 24, 2026

Bonjour!
 
“Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.
 
EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella
 
Bye-njour!

Ep246 - Mantra Mondays

Monday Feb 23, 2026

Monday Feb 23, 2026

Welcome!
 
Oliver has a Mexican bowl problem, the truth of so many haikus and so little time, and we have never mentioned Shrimp Lady.
 
Thanks for stopping… bye!

Friday Feb 20, 2026

Good hello!
 
I will not go and lick toes, Kayla would like to play more chess but doesn’t know the strategies, and having a time of my life.
 
Good bye!

Ep244 - Top Heavy

Thursday Feb 19, 2026

Thursday Feb 19, 2026

Hi over here! Hi!
 
We need to take back the knight to his mother, another classic hypothetical, and the air got on the blood.
 
Rack off alright!?

Ep243 - The Big Yellow Smile

Wednesday Feb 18, 2026

Wednesday Feb 18, 2026

TREE.
 
Biiiiig tree chat, Oliver has never died in a dream, and Kaylamington and Oliverandah "Big Benjamin" Cowen.
 
BIG TREE.

Ep242 - Fun in the Ground

Tuesday Feb 17, 2026

Tuesday Feb 17, 2026

Hi again!
 
Everything Oliver says is relatable, Kayla didn’t know the difference between a slippery dip and a slip ‘n’ slide but now knows, and Oliver always gets picked because he’s interesting.
 
Bye again!

Ep241 - Witnessing A Couch

Monday Feb 16, 2026

Monday Feb 16, 2026

Hi phone!
 
You won’t believe what a burp to begin means, this one is saying a lot about Kayla, and we sometimes have an okay time in life. Don’t forget about it!
 
Bye phone!

Ep240 - For the Baggy Green

Friday Feb 13, 2026

Friday Feb 13, 2026

Heyo!
 
We are a fantastic hold music machine, a great drag queen name (with a ‘tude of piss on the whisk), and the way that Steven Bradbury looked.
 
Byeo!

Ep239 - The Perfect Lover

Thursday Feb 12, 2026

Thursday Feb 12, 2026

C’mon down!
 
Kayla has different hours in the day, Kayla is a human rat terrier, and a book recommendation.
 
Get on up!

Ep238 - I Enjoy Life

Wednesday Feb 11, 2026

Wednesday Feb 11, 2026

Goooooood morning!
 
All signs lead to werewolf, types of serving (and specifically the type that you don’t want), and Tripping Goblin.
Also thanks to whoever sent us an Easter card. That was a lie! Yay!!!
 
Goooooood!

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