3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Ep257 - Pink But Not A Shrimp

Tuesday Mar 10, 2026

Tuesday Mar 10, 2026

Hello again!
 
We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?
 
Bye again!

Ep256 - French Toast

Monday Mar 09, 2026

Monday Mar 09, 2026

Hey hey!
 
We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.
 
Good! Bye!

Friday Mar 06, 2026

Final Friday… of the week!!!
 
Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.
 
First Friday… of the week!!!

Ep254 - The Designated Objector

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

HELLO.
 
We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)
 
GOODBYE.

Wednesday Mar 04, 2026

Feel good!
 
Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!
 
Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026

Good day!
 
Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?
 
I said good day!

Ep251 - Street Egg

Monday Mar 02, 2026

Monday Mar 02, 2026

Hey ho!
 
Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.
 
Bye ho!

Ep250 - Dessert Bird

Friday Feb 27, 2026

Friday Feb 27, 2026

Wayyyyyyyo!!!
 
Oliver knows why he’s a cute guy, we chat the different types of stick we’re into (and thus become new men), and a full re-cap and rundown of the full saga of the Shrimp Chancellor thus far.
 
Byeooooo!!!

Ep249 - Chekhov's Knee

Thursday Feb 26, 2026

Thursday Feb 26, 2026

Check this out!
 
Kayla has seen PLENTY of worms, Oliver is not allowed to be mysterious, and we decisively figure out what Kayla is getting tattooed on their knees.
 
Check YOU out!

Ep248 - The Good 27 Club

Wednesday Feb 25, 2026

Wednesday Feb 25, 2026

Hallo!
 
Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?
 
Ballo (bye)!

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