3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Jul 18, 2025
Jul 18, 2025
6 min
Thank goo it’s Fridoo!
Oliver forgets what Friday is called, we don’t know about skunks, and a soft conversation about hard conversation.
Tuck Shop Friday!

Jul 17, 2025
Jul 17, 2025
5 min
‘Ello Snurzos!
Oliver ain’t so good at freestyle rapping (but Kayla is), some hats make Kayla look like a child, and what if we were ENTs?
Thanks Snurzies… you know what you’ve done…

Jul 16, 2025
Jul 16, 2025
5 min
Hi! We missed you!
We’ve got some shape chat, Kayla has promised to make a bike out of wood, and pancakes are not for work days.
Chat tomorrow!

Jul 15, 2025
Jul 15, 2025
6 min
Chew chew!
We’ve got new rules, it’s a classic Bloodfest™, and our Forever Pizza.
I sincerely hope you get a lovely lil treat today <3

Jul 14, 2025
Jul 14, 2025
6 min
New morning just dropped!
Take your pants off, put your shirt on, and the simple joy of coffee.
Bye new morn!

Jul 11, 2025
Jul 11, 2025
6 min
It's a Friday kinda day!
Kayla is the Venn diagram, Oliver's great chicken names, a dog called Scab, and the barcodes of the eyes.
Weekend time now. Go on!

Jul 10, 2025
Jul 10, 2025
7 min
GOOD MORNING THURS HEADZ!!!
This episode is a Thurs trap, do not put an open flame near Paul Hollywood, and the layout of Kayla’s house.
LOVE YOU SNURZ HEADS!!!

Jul 9, 2025
Jul 9, 2025
6 min
Good morning!
Russel Crowe’s illustriously bad casting, paying the scritching toll, and Kayla would be an excellent detective.
Also, a shameful word of the day. Sorry.
Bye again!

Jul 8, 2025
Jul 8, 2025
6 min
I chew chew chews you!
Breathing in yoga, Oliver once wore a wig, and Kayla has had a roast chook quite recently, actually.
Chew on!

Jul 7, 2025
Jul 7, 2025
6 min
Hi Monday!
We must yell the name of the podcast, feeling vengenced upon, and don’t add a bone, lose the patella.
Bye Monday!



