3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Jul 4, 2025
Jul 4, 2025
5 min
Wow. Friday again.
Wet sock, Kayla doesn’t have to justify OR explain, and a NEW segment!
Enough! No more pops!!!

Jul 3, 2025
Jul 3, 2025
6 min
Snurz to you!
Kayla knows shifty eyes, bring back men, and you cannot play around with birth certificates.
Thurs back at ya!

Jul 2, 2025
Jul 2, 2025
6 min
Wednesday!
Wednesday is perky but a bit slow, the capitalistic snake eating it’s own capitalistic head, and Peter Rabbit.
Wednesday!

Jul 1, 2025
Jul 1, 2025
6 min
It’s time!
Oliver is Fergie, Kayla needs to run, and the bus is late for me.
Go ahead and chew that day!

Jun 30, 2025
Jun 30, 2025
5 min
Happy new week!
We spent the whole weekend in that bathtub, new segment discussion, and friends as kids but only outdoors.
We’ll have our goodbye to go!

Jun 28, 2025
Jun 28, 2025
13 min
This Saturday is a bonus Saturday!
Liv is here and ready to write at least one haiku! Everyone loves Mr. Bean, Kayla is mad at Oliver (again), isn’t Nessie just a liopleurodon, huh?, dark things from a dark place, and we have created a world (also again.)
Bonus goodbye!!!

Jun 27, 2025
Jun 27, 2025
8 min
HAPPY ONE HUNDRED!!!
We’re doing something special for this one… we’re in a tub!!! We’re sporting ties, Kayz is in a murdery mood, the freezing of slugs and snails, and we didn’t kiss… yet!
Stay tuned for our first ever VIDEO of this recording later today!!
HUNDY MORE!!!

Jun 26, 2025
Jun 26, 2025
6 min
3, 2, 1, good morning!
Saying that you have a name, does a chair like a knock?, and Oliver is a beheaderer.
1, 2, 3, bye-o!

Jun 25, 2025
Jun 25, 2025
5 min
Hella good morn!
We are doing well, hook dog on lead with banana (I think this is obvious), and we looked to the ceiling when we were talking to HP. So. Consider that.
Hella goodbye!

Jun 24, 2025
Jun 24, 2025
5 min
Good morning and…!
Specifically psychological damage, Twin Peaks twice or thrice, and Chris Hemsworth is the guy everyone loves.
Goodbye and…!



