3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep52 - The Iceberg and The Cabbage

Avo good morning!
At least Oliver is consistent, but not in a relationship with Poh, and words really do run away from Kayla’s mouth.
Love you mums!

Ep51 - As Mr. O

New morning just dropped!
Oliver is cheating again.
Kayla is a genius AGAIN.
We are back AGAIN for more of your favourite conversations and haikus.
 ILY
Refs: Doors, witches, ASMR

Ep50 - Love You Mums!

Happy 50 baby!!!
We don’t know any 50 year olds, we do know the best sound for a plant, and it’s a very sing-y one this one.
HAPPY FIF-TY!!!

Ep49 - Thursday. Snurzday.

It will FOREVER be Thursday Snurzday!
Oliver is hurt by empty words, we feel weak in the middle of sentences, and Kayla finally (!) becomes self-aware.
Buh-bye!

Ep48 - We Are Paris Hilton

Morn’!
We have a lot of feelings all at once, we are but one drop in the lake of humanity, Kayla ruins Oliver’s poem and tells it how it is.
Be free!

Ep47 - A Wet Bird

Now is this morning!
Honestly, there’s a certain energy to this one and we don’t exactly know why or how.
Oliver was in Kayla’s dream last night. And Kayla has a disease/gift.
Bye! Love you!

Ep46 - Running From Fuchsia Vloom

Good Monday morning, you gorgeous poets!
Oliver and Kayla don’t know a lot, including things they do know, ya know?
We discover a fave sound AND Eidann has a loverly energy.
Ciao! Love you!

Ep45 - Lawyers Love Fireworks

Hi and sorry.
Oliver apologises for the greatest error of his life,
And we can’t escape Trick Lads™.
Byeday Friday!

Ep44 - The 2025 Pantone Colour of the Year

Thursday Snurzday!
We have some HUGE questions to ask this morn, and it doesn’t matter if the Qs are about Severance or flushing a crab, all are equally important. 
We love you and if you love us, please share this pod with your friends, pets and ex-colleagues xx

Ep43 - We've Both Been to France

Hello, good morning!
We love croissants, Kayz breaks down a lil’ French brekky, the plosives are the first to go, and Olivela is really good at saying a certain word. Can you guess which one?
Whenever you can, go out in the rain. Do not miss the opportunity!