3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Aug 1, 2025
Aug 1, 2025
5 min
Morning of the day!
Something else in the rain, thousands of spiders, and friends with a house.
End of the morning of the day!

Jul 31, 2025
Jul 31, 2025
6 min
Hi to you!
You have to be an old man to do the Winnie The Pooh voice, no one is embarrassed as we are, and P&P chat.
Maybe some snow will slough off you today. Bye snurz boys!

Jul 30, 2025
Jul 30, 2025
5 min
1, 2, 3, good morning!
This episode is in the ear of the pod-holder, Kayla “bewittles” Oliver’s haiku, and Kayla needs a field shaper.
1, 2, 3, goodbye!

Jul 29, 2025
Jul 29, 2025
5 min
Guten morg!
Kayla is backed up, Oliver has been eating acid rain, and our nemesis Wet Air.
Auf Wied!

Jul 28, 2025
Jul 28, 2025
7 min
It’s juice time!
We’re both sick, the Triple J top Aussie songs, and you know what I mean!
Juice time out!

Jul 25, 2025
Jul 25, 2025
6 min
Bless these knees! It’s Friday!
Where does mad people energy go, something is happening and we’re here for it, and we’ll yeet ya.
Happy weekend start!

Jul 24, 2025
Jul 24, 2025
6 min
ARISE THURZ HEADZ!!
Sauces, stubbages, body bit acquaintage, shrinkage, shrink ray etymology, and the eye of the venn diagram.
GO NOW SNURZOS!!!

Jul 23, 2025
Jul 23, 2025
6 min
G’morn!
We’ve done so many haikus, Kayla isn’t aware of body parts, and Bella is having a nightmare.
G’bye!

Jul 22, 2025
Jul 22, 2025
7 min
Chew our word cooking!
Oliver is an independent thinker who wants to stay home, Kayla doesn’t want to do a purge day, but saved a baby rock.
De-brick those bricks!

Jul 21, 2025
Jul 21, 2025
7 min
Another week another… leek?
The ritual is complete. Is this a podcast? A little child who needs to go toilet, Kayla thought Oliver was going to do a real confession, and Oliver has reclaimed a disease.
Leek you later!



