3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Aug 15, 2025
Aug 15, 2025
5 min
G’(Fri)day!
Bella is a good girl… at improv, Oliver got apple smacked, and Kayla ate KFC instead of tuck shop.
Happy time, happy place!

Aug 14, 2025
Aug 14, 2025
6 min
One-three-four: kick on my door!
Where did Harold Holt go? A quick-change poo, and Kayla doesn’t remember what is currently being said… great for a pod.
Goop!

Aug 13, 2025
Aug 13, 2025
6 min
Welcome to the start of the middle of the week!
By happenchance and happenstance dogs are good at improv, measuring in mums, and counting the gaps.
Goodbye from the start of the middle of the week!

Aug 12, 2025
Aug 12, 2025
6 min
Hello and welcome to this Tuesday.
Improv is hard, ya gotta dig ya nails in, and Kayla feels trapped by Oliver’s haiku.
Goodbye from this Tuesday.

Aug 11, 2025
Aug 11, 2025
6 min
We’re IN!
We’re talking Martian law, dugongs might mess around with a spork, and hindsight for the future (not foresight).
We’re OUT!

Aug 8, 2025
Aug 8, 2025
6 min
Happy Ryeday!
Kayla could be a one-banger name, we are always aware who is listening, and Oliver is a skin bag and a brain puddle.
Oh, we’re sick boiz.
See you until Kingdom come!

Aug 7, 2025
Aug 7, 2025
7 min
*Siiiiiiiiiiigh* HELLO!
Kayla is really skilled and predictable, do dogs eat Zucchini, and Oliver slowly forgets to think.
*Wheeeeeeeze* GOODBYE!

Aug 6, 2025
Aug 6, 2025
7 min
H.i.
This is going to be a good one, we do a flashback, Kayla was a braver man that day, and most men look like thumbs.
B.y.e.

Aug 5, 2025
Aug 5, 2025
6 min
It’s a Tuesday Scat-Off!
John Cena must have influence in the big community, check that out you science minded folk, and we’re playing by magpie’s rules.
Scattity boop bap bye-bye!

Aug 4, 2025
Aug 4, 2025
6 min
New week, new meek!
You have to be a mature teen, a flasher and a peeper are different, and John Cena knows his audience.
Go throw a spoon!



