3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Aug 29, 2025
Aug 29, 2025
7 min
Last one (of the week)!
Buying big things, we’re not watching free to air TV, and Kayz has other stuff going on (like carpe dieming.)
Last one and done!

Aug 28, 2025
Aug 28, 2025
5 min
Welcome Monsieur Snurz!
It’s the classy French episode, missin’ ya stop, potato makes potato makes potato, and the soles of the feet are quite far away.
Farewell Monsieur Snurz!

Aug 27, 2025
Aug 27, 2025
6 min
Today is Wednesday.
Not finishing idioms, pay your Arkatraxes please, and this worms is great!
Today was Wednesday.

Aug 26, 2025
Aug 26, 2025
5 min
The morning!
Nothing rhymes with recording, watching the announcement person, and Oliver “only” writes “truth” in his haikus.
The evening!

Aug 25, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
5 min
How now?
A form of torture, Bella is very meme-orable, and no one has the floor space for blanket measuring.
Done now.

Aug 22, 2025
Aug 22, 2025
5 min
Hi hi!
Welcome to the final day of your life, stressful TV stuff, the mum of our times, go with your gut, and what would a horse do?
Bye bye!

Aug 21, 2025
Aug 21, 2025
5 min
SNURZ! DAY!
Hozier’s Liberation Yell, basil is the cat of plants, and Oliver bought a really big bag of spinach the other day.
DAY! SNURZZED!

Aug 20, 2025
Aug 20, 2025
5 min
Hello Lorde?
Remembering Joel Turner and Corey Worthington, dog are avatars of hope, and tapping the lead of kintsugi.
Thank you Lorde!

Aug 19, 2025
Aug 19, 2025
6 min
It is a doozy!
Oliver wants a special pen, haikus have personality, and “273 me lord!”
It was a doozy!

Aug 18, 2025
Aug 18, 2025
7 min
We’re… BACK!!!
Oliver will be urn-buried, after sleep headaches are just plain rude, and sometimes footnotes are longer than haikus.
We’re… GONE!!!



