3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Sep 12, 2025
Sep 12, 2025
5 min
WHO HURT YOU?!
Tiny Tim is a Lady Gaga fan, Kayla could not fight a bird, and Oliver had odd lockdown sleeping habits.
luv u

Sep 11, 2025
Sep 11, 2025
7 min
Oh no! I shat the bed!
Hairs are funny little things: it don’t matter but it does matter, it’s not in Oliver’s underwear, and we chat about Kayz’ foot AGAIN.
Oh good. Cleaned the bed.

Sep 10, 2025
Sep 10, 2025
6 min
ALL SECRETS REVEALED!!!*
Kayla starts and gets angry at Oliver, Oliver wants to do skydiving (for some gnarly adrenaline), and Kayz gets foot-hurt from another foot.
*This was a lie.

Sep 9, 2025
Sep 9, 2025
6 min
It’s this morning!
Oliver found a random list website, Kayz did a big achievement on a Wednesday night, and Kayz got an egg on the face.
It’s still this morning! (Because it’s a short podcast)

Sep 8, 2025
Sep 8, 2025
6 min
Let us begin!
Oliver’s sister has a hybrid car, everyone has a childhood ad, and Kayz bought Yowies.
Let us end!

Sep 5, 2025
Sep 5, 2025
5 min
Nice to meet you!
We don’t get paid for small talk, Kayz got a bit nervfluous, the Hercules soundtrack is good for showers, and birds would love and respect Oliver.
You two, meet Nice!

Sep 4, 2025
Sep 4, 2025
6 min
What’s up Thsnurzheadz?!
Fizzy drink out the nose, Hamill is the sound you make when you move heavy furniture, and parallel park stress.
We reckon you’re right!

Sep 3, 2025
Sep 3, 2025
7 min
Hallo!
The chocolate from Eka, Kayla did murders in a bin, and we eerily think similar things a lot.
Farvel!

Sep 2, 2025
Sep 2, 2025
5 min
Come on in!
Amscray on the Footscray, Kayla doesn’t want underwear pockets (but no one knows why), and a really solid word of the day.
Get out! Out!

Sep 1, 2025
Sep 1, 2025
7 min
Try your best everyone!
A freaky kinda wedgie, the font size of your corn, and a skateboard is one big shoe.
Good job everyone! Keep up the good work!



