3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025
6 min
Hey! Hey!
Oliver couldn’t make a margarita because he didn’t have margarita ingredients, fake it til you make the decision, and no-takes-backsies of condition reports.
Bye! Bye!

Sep 25, 2025
Sep 25, 2025
6 min
Everything’s new!
Bella doesn’t know where she is, Lord of the Rings - the bread and soup moment, and Bella doesn’t get theatre like we do.
Everything’s old!

Sep 24, 2025
Sep 24, 2025
6 min
Bee morning!
A bee bit Bella on the foot, fidget spinners amongst the museum bits, and the only good thing to tense all the time.
Go on a camel ride!

Sep 23, 2025
Sep 23, 2025
5 min
Green!
Oliver pushed Eidann into the ground (the strongest pushes are the worst), you’re either a carc-egg or an egg-ass, and the bits in a tote bag.
Red!

Sep 22, 2025
Sep 22, 2025
6 min
This is gonna be funny!
Everything’s lost until it’s found, fairyfloss undies on a hot day, and scout hall splinters.
That was funny!

Sep 19, 2025
Sep 19, 2025
5 min
Ahoy!
Captain Hook would be good at skiing, Oliver’s a bad google, and Kayla doesn’t care.
Bye-hoy!

Sep 18, 2025
Sep 18, 2025
5 min
FEEF!
Oliver kinda gaslights Kayla with a really cool sci-fi premise, we’ve got jabby diggies for some side stidgies, and, yeah, a Frorc.
FEEF!

Sep 17, 2025
Sep 17, 2025
6 min
Open!
It’s teeth chat, packin’ ‘n’ movin’, and Kayla can’t see the bonnet.
Close!

Sep 16, 2025
Sep 16, 2025
6 min
Hair!
Kayla may not grow hair to the butt again, mason jars are such a pain, and a ‘would you rather.’
Nair!

Sep 15, 2025
Sep 15, 2025
6 min
New week, new leek!
Are we just experiencing happiness? Will Oliver come for the sauce lobby? Does Kayla speak to or for Oliver?
New good, new bye!



