3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Friday Jun 26, 2026
Friday Jun 26, 2026
Happy Friday!
The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM.
Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read!
HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!
References:
Oliver's Favourite Pasta
Thursday Jun 25, 2026
Thursday Jun 25, 2026
Hihihi!
The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work.
Byebyebye!
References:
Mola Mola
Cross-country skiing
Wednesday Jun 24, 2026
Wednesday Jun 24, 2026
Pull up a pew!
Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift.
Push off that pew!!!
Tuesday Jun 23, 2026
Tuesday Jun 23, 2026
Morning!
Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.)
Still morning!
References:
Archipelago
Monday Jun 22, 2026
Monday Jun 22, 2026
Heyo!
The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster.
Bye cutie pie!
Friday Jun 19, 2026
Friday Jun 19, 2026
Final week day!
The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff.
Day! Week! Final!
Thursday Jun 18, 2026
Thursday Jun 18, 2026
Hola!
We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking.
Adios!
Wednesday Jun 17, 2026
Wednesday Jun 17, 2026
Hear ye, hear ye!
We have never bought a newspaper, we figure out what lids and walls are, and we do a bad thing with our microphones and it sounds really bad and we won’t do it again.
Hear bye, hear bye!
Tuesday Jun 16, 2026
Tuesday Jun 16, 2026
Yes?
Forgetting about the money when it comes to robes, how the minions deal with HR complaints, and Oliver is so glad Kayz doesn’t have a penny.
No!
References:
LOTR
Despicable Me
Dogs
Monday Jun 15, 2026
Monday Jun 15, 2026
Well hello!
The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!)
Well bye!