3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Jul 10, 2026
Jul 10, 2026
7 min
WE MADE IT!!!
Oliver had a unique birthday suit, our body is doing everything perfectly, and we name nearly everything that the dust could be.
FRIDAYAYAYAY!!!

Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
7 min
Yahoo!!!
We introduce you to the concept of the Haiku Warehouse, everyone needed dog medication and so we must improve pharmacies, and the obvious reason why Oliver likes Pac-Man.
Thanks for stopping by!!!
References:
Pac-Man

Jul 8, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
6 min
M’lord!
Kayla figures out why boys look like dreamboats, Oliver would be the most annoying fossil, and are we talking bidet or Bee Day?
M’lady!
References:
Bee Day

Jul 7, 2026
Jul 7, 2026
7 min
Tuesday!
Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.)
TUESday!

Jul 6, 2026
Jul 6, 2026
7 min
Morning!
It’s too chilly for our frilled-necked friends, we work out how Emily Blunt would roll down a hill, and what’s that one that plays on the boombox at the end of The Breakfast Club?
GOOD morning!

Jul 3, 2026
Jul 3, 2026
6 min
Hello!
We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman.
Goodbye!
References:
The Bottom
Maritime Law

Jul 2, 2026
Jul 2, 2026
6 min
Woohoo!
The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball.
Boohoo!
References:
Wilson (from Castaway)
Falling
Null Island

Jul 1, 2026
Jul 1, 2026
6 min
W-w-w-wednesday!
We talk about a small bunny with a hard eye that you can’t see that only we can, the reason we watch FIFA (it’s definitely not what you’d expect), and we’re re-inventing Victoria’s state flower*.
Bye!
*SA flower is Sturt’s Desert PEA
References:
Australia's Floral Emblems

Jun 30, 2026
Jun 30, 2026
5 min
Hiya!
We don’t know what fontanelles are*, you really have to re-define for the third star, and how hard is a lil wave on the road?
Biya!
*We know what fontanelles are now, don’t worry
References:
Fontanelle

Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
7 min
New Monday!
You won’t believe what % more creative Kayla has become, all the things ya just gotta do when you do a 9 to 5 (and grate some cheese on that thang), and all our problems with ‘one size fits all’.
End of new Monday!



