3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hello!
 
We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman.
 
Goodbye!
 
References:
The Bottom 
Maritime Law

Woohoo!
 
The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball.
 
Boohoo!
 
References:
Wilson (from Castaway) 
Falling 
Null Island

W-w-w-wednesday!
 
We talk about a small bunny with a hard eye that you can’t see that only we can, the reason we watch FIFA (it’s definitely not what you’d expect), and we’re re-inventing Victoria’s state flower*.
 
Bye!
 
*SA flower is Sturt’s Desert PEA
 
References:
Australia's Floral Emblems

Hiya!
 
We don’t know what fontanelles are*, you really have to re-define for the third star, and how hard is a lil wave on the road?
 
Biya!
 
*We know what fontanelles are now, don’t worry
 
References:
Fontanelle

New Monday!
 
You won’t believe what % more creative Kayla has become, all the things ya just gotta do when you do a 9 to 5 (and grate some cheese on that thang), and all our problems with ‘one size fits all’.
 
End of new Monday!

Happy Friday!
 
The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM.
 
Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read!
 
HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!
 
References:
Oliver's Favourite Pasta

Hihihi!
 
The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work.
 
Byebyebye!
 
References:
Mola Mola
Cross-country skiing

Pull up a pew!
 
Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift.
 
Push off that pew!!!

Morning!
 
Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.)
 
Still morning!
 
References: 
Archipelago

Heyo!
 
The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster.
 
Bye cutie pie!