3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep245 - I AM WARNING YOU JAVERT

Good hello!
 
I will not go and lick toes, Kayla would like to play more chess but doesn’t know the strategies, and having a time of my life.
 
Good bye!

Ep244 - Top Heavy

Hi over here! Hi!
 
We need to take back the knight to his mother, another classic hypothetical, and the air got on the blood.
 
Rack off alright!?

Ep243 - The Big Yellow Smile

TREE.
 
Biiiiig tree chat, Oliver has never died in a dream, and Kaylamington and Oliverandah "Big Benjamin" Cowen.
 
BIG TREE.

Ep242 - Fun in the Ground

Hi again!
 
Everything Oliver says is relatable, Kayla didn’t know the difference between a slippery dip and a slip ‘n’ slide but now knows, and Oliver always gets picked because he’s interesting.
 
Bye again!

Ep241 - Witnessing A Couch

Hi phone!
 
You won’t believe what a burp to begin means, this one is saying a lot about Kayla, and we sometimes have an okay time in life. Don’t forget about it!
 
Bye phone!

Ep240 - For the Baggy Green

Heyo!
 
We are a fantastic hold music machine, a great drag queen name (with a ‘tude of piss on the whisk), and the way that Steven Bradbury looked.
 
Byeo!

Ep239 - The Perfect Lover

C’mon down!
 
Kayla has different hours in the day, Kayla is a human rat terrier, and a book recommendation.
 
Get on up!

Ep238 - I Enjoy Life

Goooooood morning!
 
All signs lead to werewolf, types of serving (and specifically the type that you don’t want), and Tripping Goblin.
Also thanks to whoever sent us an Easter card. That was a lie! Yay!!!
 
Goooooood!

Ep237 - The Song of Shrek

Hip hip!
 
Welcome to Team Company, Kayz helps Oliver go on a euphoric journey, and all the movies that the pug from Men In Black is in.
 
Hooray!

Ep236 - I’ll Give Ya 20 Bucks

Hi!
 
Kayla woke up with an un-experienced hollowness, babies should always be born angry, and we don’t know where to go from here (the mind meld conundrum.)
 
Hi! I mean: bye!