3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

Aug 3, 2026
Aug 3, 2026
6 min
Weehoo!!!
How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.
Beeboo!!!
References:
Horses
Trees

Jul 31, 2026
Jul 31, 2026
7 min
Hi!
We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.
Bye!

Jul 30, 2026
Jul 30, 2026
6 min
Yippee!
We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)
Les bye!

Jul 29, 2026
Jul 29, 2026
7 min
Want more?!
Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)
That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

Jul 28, 2026
Jul 28, 2026
6 min
Wassup?!
Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.
Bye. Go. Now.
References:
Greco-Roman wrestling

Jul 27, 2026
Jul 27, 2026
7 min
Wowee!!!
Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.
Byeee!!!

Jul 24, 2026
Jul 24, 2026
7 min
Last day yay!
Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.
(We’ll be back next week moi xx)
References:
Waterfalls

Jul 23, 2026
Jul 23, 2026
6 min
Hull! O!
Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?
By! E!
*Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

Jul 22, 2026
Jul 22, 2026
7 min
Welcome on in!!!
They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.
Get on out!!!
References:
Waterworld
S.T.E.M.

Jul 21, 2026
Jul 21, 2026
7 min
Oooo!!!
Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.
Aaaa!!!
*Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!
References:
Sea-Monkeys



