3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Friday Apr 24, 2026
Friday Apr 24, 2026
Top of the day, end of the week!
The vibe of someone who’s been skunked, the thing you do with exercise balls where you, like, sprint at each other and go flying ‘n’ stuff, and we come up with a really bad alternate universe all to do with the name of computers.
End of the day, start of the week(end)!
Thursday Apr 23, 2026
Thursday Apr 23, 2026
Tweet tweet!
Oh. I hear it now. The piss and poo carpet is laid down. Kayla is profiled again. There is a design flaw in bread.
Tweet twoot!
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
*hello in elephant*
Oliver was just going to say the same thing again, Kayla has a very tactile butt (and we chat farts), and Oliver is a happy accident.
*ciao in elephant*
Tuesday Apr 21, 2026
Tuesday Apr 21, 2026
What up?!
Water is good, find a balustrade (it has to be a balustrade,) and we think we’re one for the buttons.
Bye up?!?!
Monday Apr 20, 2026
Monday Apr 20, 2026
Woah!
Carrot Dangles is a great name.
Snacks aren’t really food.
Bikes DO get stolen for real sometimes.
Kayla and Oliver love you mums x
Woah continued!
Friday Apr 17, 2026
Friday Apr 17, 2026
Heyo!
Hard to do the melody, what about egg wheels?, and you broke the contract now I stab you.
Bye babe!
References:
Marvelous Spatuletail
Thursday Apr 16, 2026
Thursday Apr 16, 2026
Welcome in!
A mum filming the sand, Oliver will do spankings as a consequence, and it’s like soft rain on your witchy day.
Welcome out!
References:
Cheaper Buy Miles
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Oi you!
Absinthe is/is not utterly confusing, Oliver has a really cool and totally brand-new idea, and it’s time to bring out The Bolo.
Oi oi you!
References:
Cruise Ships
Bolo Ties
Bald
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Tuesday Apr 14, 2026
Hi!
You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?
Bi!
References:
Baby
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Good new week!
We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.
Bye lads!
References:
Da Moon
Artemis II