3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep316 - Stay in Soap

Boo!
 
Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery.
 
AHHH!!!
 
References:
Some Nights

Ep315 - Look At What We’ve Become

Good day, m’liege!
 
Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past.
 
Good goodbye, my guy!

Ep314 - We Will FINALLY Kiss

HUP!!!
 
We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help.
 
NUP!!!

Ep313 - A Cow Yonder

Heyooo!
 
Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all.
 
Byeooo!

Ep312 - Come on, Fruit Scientists!

Hi elves!
 
Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.)
 
Bye elves!
 
References:
Fruit Science

Ep311 - My Relationship with Jacket Potatoes

Welcome!
 
We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad.
 
Unwelcome!
 
References:
Jacket Potato

Ep310 - The Drama Guy

Bravo!
 
The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off.
 
Byevo!

Ep309 - Sixteen Teeth at the Back

Hullo!
 
Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes.
 
Bye again!
 
References:
Toe Stretches

Ep308- Manila Report

Whatsoever is up, my dudes?
 
Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet.
 
Goodbyesoever, my dudes!
 
References:
Manila Folder

Ep307 - Don’t Twist My Nozzle

Righto!
 
All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while Kayla slept.
 
Go along now!
 
References:
White House Cockroaches