3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep230 - Lava Bird

Ciao!
 
Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?!
 
Ciao!

Ep229 - Because of Maths

Hellogoodmorninghi
Why do we do maths? Why is Oliver so obsessed with Kayz this week? Why potato, why?!
And the sound of a tiny ambulance running into a bean bag.
Goodbyegoodmorningbye

Ep228 - Deep Sea Sultanas

Hippopotamus!
 
We try to imagine what it would be like if our parents' giraffe-d us, we love and want to hold little ringy tailys, and what Kayla is.
 
Byeppopotamus!

Ep227 - Not Just A Slide

Hi everyone!
 
A group of Coco Pines are talking about Kayla, the pranks uncle, and solidarity with the people who are at work and don’t want to be at work.
 
Bye everyone!

Ep226 - Sons of Aliens

Well hi, good morning!
 
Don’t get Kayla started on barstools, one special mushroom, and Kayla is a dog (in a good way.)
 
Well bye, good day!

Ep225 - Timmy Kitchen

Friyay!
 
You won’t BELIEVE how Harry dies in the books, the shortest amount of time for a holiday, and if Oliver had four more legs he would be an insect.
 
Friyayyyyy!!!

Ep224 - Big Todd

Let’s git!
 
We establish our drag king names, Oliver thinks Kayla could be a public grunter, and we don’t know what kind of drama 24 is.
 
Git gud!

Ep223 - You’re So Boring Joseph Plank

Midweek Blues (Clues)!
 
You could play, play, play, the boring teachings of Joseph Plank, and ADHD Sid was a really creative kid.
 
Midweek bye!

Ep222 - Into the Wrong Tube

Hullo!
 
Down the wrong tube, the stink is deeper than you know, and imagine a pig sprinting through the rain.
 
Bye-bye!

Ep221 - Our New Project for 2026

HNY!
 
The Flash is kinda creepy, pre-oiled and befurred cats, and (of course) Horse Jesus.
 
We actually love you quite a decent amount!