3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Monday May 25, 2026
Monday May 25, 2026
Welcome!
We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad.
Unwelcome!
References:
Jacket Potato
Friday May 22, 2026
Friday May 22, 2026
Bravo!
The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off.
Byevo!
Thursday May 21, 2026
Thursday May 21, 2026
Hullo!
Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes.
Bye again!
References:
Toe Stretches
Wednesday May 20, 2026
Wednesday May 20, 2026
Whatsoever is up, my dudes?
Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet.
Goodbyesoever, my dudes!
References:
Manila Folder
Tuesday May 19, 2026
Tuesday May 19, 2026
Righto!
All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while Kayla slept.
Go along now!
References:
White House Cockroaches
Monday May 18, 2026
Monday May 18, 2026
Why, hello!
A cool fact about the harpsichord, what Tom and Jer did with steam out the ears, and when did you first discover the humble arancini ball?
Why, bye!
References:
Harpsichord
Sinuses
Arancini
Friday May 15, 2026
Friday May 15, 2026
Welcome!
Yes, we’re recording on all devices, the only reason we have eyebrows, and Kayla is scared to touch some pears.
Anti-welcome!
Thursday May 14, 2026
Thursday May 14, 2026
Hullo!
When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics.
Bye now!
References:
King.Phy.Cl.O.Pha.G.S. - Taxonomy mnemonic
Kingdom of Hearts
King Lear
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Howdy!
Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries.
Byendy!
References:
Two Men Cafe
Nhu Lan
Where Chefs Eat in Footscray
Tuesday May 12, 2026
Tuesday May 12, 2026
He-he-he-hello!
Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx!
B-b-b-bye!
References:
The Grape Spectrum