3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

Friday Jun 19, 2026

Final week day!
 
The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff.
 
Day! Week! Final!
 

Ep329 - Lava Lamps are Jealous

Thursday Jun 18, 2026

Thursday Jun 18, 2026

Hola!
 
We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking.
 
Adios!

Ep328 - Newspaper Person

Wednesday Jun 17, 2026

Wednesday Jun 17, 2026

Hear ye, hear ye!
 
We have never bought a newspaper, we figure out what lids and walls are, and we do a bad thing with our microphones and it sounds really bad and we won’t do it again.
 
Hear bye, hear bye!

Ep327 - The Gru in the Tower

Tuesday Jun 16, 2026

Tuesday Jun 16, 2026

Yes?
 
Forgetting about the money when it comes to robes, how the minions deal with HR complaints, and Oliver is so glad Kayz doesn’t have a penny.
 
No!
 
References:
LOTR 
Despicable Me 
Dogs

Ep326 - Tickle the Orange

Monday Jun 15, 2026

Monday Jun 15, 2026

Well hello!
 
The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!)
 
Well bye!

Ep325 - What is That Song?

Friday Jun 12, 2026

Friday Jun 12, 2026

FRIDAY BABYYY!!!
 
Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline.
 
FRIDAYYYYYY!!!

Thursday Jun 11, 2026

Hi!
 
A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not.
 
… BYE! (jump-scare style hehe)
 
P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…

Wednesday Jun 10, 2026

What is up?
 
Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email.
 
Let’s get down!

Ep322 - Drama!

Tuesday Jun 09, 2026

Tuesday Jun 09, 2026

Whello!
 
Kayz has inappropriate water bottle stickers, the acronym of L.E.A.D. based learning, and Kayz never ever understood what the dirty part of a dirty chai is.
 
Wbye!
 
References:
Dirty Chai

Ep321 - Pulling at Straws

Monday Jun 08, 2026

Monday Jun 08, 2026

HeLLo!
 
You can do anything with a packet of tissues if you wanted, what even is Gonzo, and it’s the bones of you.
 
BYe!

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