3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Wowee!!!
 
Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.
 
Byeee!!!

Last day yay!
 
Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.
 
(We’ll be back next week moi xx)
 
References:
Waterfalls

Hull! O!
 
Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?
 
By! E!
 
*Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

Welcome on in!!!
 
They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.
 
Get on out!!!
 
References:
Waterworld 
S.T.E.M.

Oooo!!!
 
Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.
 
Aaaa!!!
 
*Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!
 
References:
Sea-Monkeys

Hey hi!
 
Oliver does a whole pop quiz, the language of dolphins, and Bella really wants to eat Oliver’s callouses (because she’s an architect of sorts.)
 
Goodbye bye!

WE MADE IT!!!
 
Oliver had a unique birthday suit, our body is doing everything perfectly, and we name nearly everything that the dust could be.
 
FRIDAYAYAYAY!!!

Yahoo!!!
 
We introduce you to the concept of the Haiku Warehouse, everyone needed dog medication and so we must improve pharmacies, and the obvious reason why Oliver likes Pac-Man.
 
Thanks for stopping by!!!
 
References:
Pac-Man

M’lord!
 
Kayla figures out why boys look like dreamboats, Oliver would be the most annoying fossil, and are we talking bidet or Bee Day?
 
M’lady!
 
References:
Bee Day

Tuesday!
 
Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.)
 
TUESday!