3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

6 hours ago

8 min

Welcome!
 
Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.
 
Thanks for stopping by!

6 hours ago

8 min

2 days ago

8 min

Ready for a Turt?
 
Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.
 
Turt happens!
 
References:
Crush

2 days ago

8 min

3 days ago

8 min

Heyo mayo!
 
All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.
 
Byeo myeo!

3 days ago

8 min

4 days ago

8 min

Hi!
 
A shoe size fact that will BLOW YOUR MIND, the local food joints in Sydney, and a new superhero to join the Mystery Men.
 
Seeya!
 
References:
Mystery Men

4 days ago

8 min

5 days ago

7 min

Heyyyyyo!!!
 
Bella went a little bonkers (existential crisis), Kayla’s freaking hot house, and Bella’s been busy photocopying.
 
Byeoooo!!!
 
References:
Liar Liar

5 days ago

7 min

Oct 9, 2026

7 min

Hi!
 
Maybe the typing has become worse at Oliver, friendship, memories, gull, and a bunch of stuff about Werner Herzog’s wife.
 
Bye!

Oct 9, 2026

7 min

Oct 8, 2026

8 min

Wowee!
 
Kayla does not want a human worm, for once we come up with a new word (something we’ve never done before), and the lengths Oliver will go to to not be embarrassed.
 
Byee!

Oct 8, 2026

8 min

Oct 7, 2026

7 min

Hullo!
 
Kayz is causing problems in a marriage, Oliver hasn’t been to Spain but he hasn’t been been to Portugal, and we’re back to discussions about lists.
 
Seeya!

Oct 7, 2026

7 min

Oct 6, 2026

6 min

Hi!
 
Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.
 
Bye… BYE!!!

Oct 6, 2026

6 min

Oct 5, 2026

7 min

Yes please!
 
My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.
 
No thanks!

Oct 5, 2026

7 min

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