3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

14 hours ago

6 min

Hi!
 
Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.
 
Bye… BYE!!!

14 hours ago

6 min

2 days ago

7 min

Yes please!
 
My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.
 
No thanks!

2 days ago

7 min

3 days ago

34 min

Well well well, we did it!
Happy 400 to all those who celebrate.
We have a special treat for you in this one. Please enjoy our review of the tasty goods from our favourite place, Cheaper Buy Miles. Below is our sure fire, all bases covered, best food rating system.
Resealability
Package look
Food look
Will mum like?
Would a bird like it?
Ily mums and birds

3 days ago

34 min

6 days ago

9 min

Wowee!!
 
A little something about a little ham and cheese, Kayla thinks Oliver’s haiku is about Donkey Kong, and a concept for a new segment!
 
Wewoo!

6 days ago

9 min

Ep398 - Go Hamm

7 days ago

7 days ago

8 min

Hello!
 
Giving ourselves wedgies just to feel something, all the wet places of a childhood summer, and dodecapalindrome.
 
Bye!

7 days ago

8 min

Sep 29, 2026

7 min

Tu-tu-tuesday!
 
Cheers to all the big ears, Kayla would get chest tattoos of Oliver’s, and the hopes of a child for icecream before dinner.
 
B-b-bye!

Sep 29, 2026

7 min

Sep 28, 2026

7 min

You’re doing great!
 
We’re stuffed and leaky, Jordan can’t tell the difference between Bella and Kayla, and the sound of 1000 rhinoceroses.
 
Keep up the good work!

Sep 28, 2026

7 min

Sep 25, 2026

6 min

Hi hi!
 
A winning in the futsal, all the things that garlic could go with, and we hope all the dads got everything they wanted.
 
Bye bye!

Sep 25, 2026

6 min

Sep 24, 2026

8 min

Must be nice!
 
Oliver didn’t have possums in the walls, we don’t know how to sate a hunger when you don’t even want anything to eat, and Oliver would look like a princess on the back of a worm.
 
Was quite nice!

Sep 24, 2026

8 min

Sep 23, 2026

7 min

Hey friend
Oliver is a true blue having a talking event with his mates. Kayla and Oliver have both been to KFC. We are SICK of having to cook a meal EVERY DAY? Who made that a rule?!
Miss u, luv u
Bye friend

Sep 23, 2026

7 min

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