Episodes

8 hours ago
8 hours ago
Good day!
Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?
I said good day!

2 days ago
2 days ago
Hey ho!
Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.
Bye ho!

5 days ago
5 days ago
Wayyyyyyyo!!!
Oliver knows why he’s a cute guy, we chat the different types of stick we’re into (and thus become new men), and a full re-cap and rundown of the full saga of the Shrimp Chancellor thus far.
Byeooooo!!!

6 days ago
6 days ago
Check this out!
Kayla has seen PLENTY of worms, Oliver is not allowed to be mysterious, and we decisively figure out what Kayla is getting tattooed on their knees.
Check YOU out!

7 days ago
7 days ago
Hallo!
Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?
Ballo (bye)!

Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Bonjour!
“Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.
EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella
Bye-njour!

Monday Feb 23, 2026
Monday Feb 23, 2026
Welcome!
Oliver has a Mexican bowl problem, the truth of so many haikus and so little time, and we have never mentioned Shrimp Lady.
Thanks for stopping… bye!

Friday Feb 20, 2026
Friday Feb 20, 2026
Good hello!
I will not go and lick toes, Kayla would like to play more chess but doesn’t know the strategies, and having a time of my life.
Good bye!

Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Hi over here! Hi!
We need to take back the knight to his mother, another classic hypothetical, and the air got on the blood.
Rack off alright!?

Wednesday Feb 18, 2026
Wednesday Feb 18, 2026
TREE.
Biiiiig tree chat, Oliver has never died in a dream, and Kaylamington and Oliverandah "Big Benjamin" Cowen.
BIG TREE.



