3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

2 hours ago
2 hours ago
6 min
Weehoo!!!
How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.
Beeboo!!!
References:
Horses
Trees

4 days ago
4 days ago
7 min
Hi!
We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.
Bye!

5 days ago
5 days ago
6 min
Yippee!
We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)
Les bye!

6 days ago
6 days ago
7 min
Want more?!
Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)
That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

7 days ago
7 days ago
6 min
Wassup?!
Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.
Bye. Go. Now.
References:
Greco-Roman wrestling

Jul 27, 2026
Jul 27, 2026
7 min
Wowee!!!
Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.
Byeee!!!

Jul 24, 2026
Jul 24, 2026
7 min
Last day yay!
Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.
(We’ll be back next week moi xx)
References:
Waterfalls

Jul 23, 2026
Jul 23, 2026
6 min
Hull! O!
Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?
By! E!
*Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

Jul 22, 2026
Jul 22, 2026
7 min
Welcome on in!!!
They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.
Get on out!!!
References:
Waterworld
S.T.E.M.

Jul 21, 2026
Jul 21, 2026
7 min
Oooo!!!
Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.
Aaaa!!!
*Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!
References:
Sea-Monkeys



