3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

10 hours ago

Hooray Friday!
 
We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick.
 
Have a perfect day! Never change!!!

2 days ago

Heyoooo!
 
Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm?
 
Byeoooo!

3 days ago

AH!
 
Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat.
 
AHHH!!!

4 days ago

Hello again!
 
We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?
 
Bye again!

5 days ago

Hey hey!
 
We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.
 
Good! Bye!

Friday Mar 06, 2026

Final Friday… of the week!!!
 
Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.
 
First Friday… of the week!!!

Ep254 - The Designated Objector

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

Thursday Mar 05, 2026

HELLO.
 
We get to grips with the concept of helping other people, they owe me a sheep and a pencil case, and a delicious little massage (via concurrent concussion.)
 
GOODBYE.

Wednesday Mar 04, 2026

Feel good!
 
Oliver is a Hypocritical Forgetfian, we wanna recognise that there’s a man over there and that’s so funny, and we don’t believe Goldilocks. I mean c’mon!
 
Just feel good! (if ya want, moi!)

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026

Good day!
 
Just let him sweat in his shallow grave, the terrifying knight on the other side of the door, and a return to form: a classic would you rather?
 
I said good day!

Ep251 - Street Egg

Monday Mar 02, 2026

Monday Mar 02, 2026

Hey ho!
 
Kayla simply needs more time to tell the perfect shrimp lady story, Kayla doesn’t know how to find a train due to Oliver’s sweeping generalisations, and never a binky dinky doonk.
 
Bye ho!

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