3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

4 hours ago

7 min

Hup hup!
 
We go to business school on the beach, an excitable thud in a lemur world, and the joys of a good PowerPoint.
 
Chup chup!
 
References:
Weird neck thing Kayla has

4 days ago

8 min

Everything’s great!
 
None of this is interesting for anyone, shiverable words, and the difference between shopping lists and menus.
 
Everything’s fine!

5 days ago

6 min

Why hello!
 
Kayla names 5 REALLY annoying things, we set a record for the amount of times the word “donkey” is said in a podcast, and do ghosts only think about their reason to leave?
 
Why bye!
 

6 days ago

7 min

G’day!
 
Obviously Santa sees you when you’re showering, everything, in fact, was not blurrier at night, and what should be in a mystery box (like maybe so many marbles.)
 
G’night!
 
References:
Santana

7 days ago

6 min

Heyooo!
 
Oliver has SO much fun, the wonderful powers we’d have if we could morph, and we do a topical chat about Melbourne’s new train stations.
 
Byeee!
 
References:
Connex

Aug 3, 2026

6 min

Weehoo!!!
 
How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.
 
Beeboo!!!
 
References:
Horses 
Trees

Jul 31, 2026

7 min

Hi!
 
We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.
 
Bye!

Jul 30, 2026

6 min

Yippee!
 
We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)
 
Les bye!

Jul 29, 2026

7 min

Want more?!
 
Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)
 
That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

Ep352 - Wrong Boy

Jul 28, 2026

Jul 28, 2026

6 min

Wassup?!
 
Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.
 
Bye. Go. Now.
 
References:
Greco-Roman wrestling

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