3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

6 hours ago
6 hours ago
9 min
Weekly welcome!
We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.”
Weekly bye now!

4 days ago
4 days ago
7 min
Friday hi-day!
Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep.
Friday bye-day!

5 days ago
5 days ago
6 min
Hello!
Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break.
Bye now!

6 days ago
6 days ago
8 min
Today is the day!!!
We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions.
Today was the day!!!

7 days ago
7 days ago
7 min
Rock on!
Oliver has just been getting better and even better, who we’d have been in the story of the Titanic, and the un-magic of a wet sock.
Rock off!
References:
Titanic Restaurant Williamstown

Aug 31, 2026
Aug 31, 2026
7 min
New week, new meek!
It could be the thing, a shocking revelation about Kayla’s Monopoly past, and Oliver’s haiku is a full journey.
New good, new bye!

Aug 28, 2026
Aug 28, 2026
7 min
Fridyay!
You won’t BELIEVE this one thing that Kayla is bad at, Oliver has never made the choice to run, and we’re great at secrets unless we forget we’re supposed to keep them secret which happens every time.
Fribye!

Aug 27, 2026
Aug 27, 2026
6 min
Heyo!
We have A LOT of easy questions, Kayla didn’t know this is the life they could be living, and Oliver’s got some notorious views on sport.
Byeo!

Aug 26, 2026
Aug 26, 2026
7 min
HI!
Kayla has a very strange belief, something sounded like a thing that is not what we were talking about, and we’re both sorry.
BYE!
References:
Viola (instrument)
Viola (Davis)

Aug 25, 2026
Aug 25, 2026
8 min
Uh hi!
We love the electric energy of a school production, tangents are Kayla’s milk and butter, and my beef on the patio.
Ummm bye!
References:
Semi-dried Tomatoes



