3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

2 hours ago

6 min

It is Tuesday today.
 
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
 
Ah, that was a Tuesday.

2 hours ago

6 min

2 days ago

7 min

Yahoo!!!
 
Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.
 
Byehoo!!!

2 days ago

7 min

5 days ago

6 min

We did it!
 
We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)
 
It’s done!

5 days ago

6 min

6 days ago

7 min

Thursday!!!
 
Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.
 
THURSDAY!!!!!!

6 days ago

7 min

7 days ago

7 min

Winning!
 
We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.
 
Won!
 
References:
Jensen Ackles 
Jane Goodall 
King Harald

7 days ago

7 min

Sep 8, 2026

8 min

Hi!
 
Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!
 
Bye!

Sep 8, 2026

8 min

Sep 7, 2026

9 min

Weekly welcome!
 
We reckon we wouldn’t make good spies, the main thing connecting a walrus and a walnut, and “a word tells a picture the same as the word as it is.”
 
Weekly bye now!

Sep 7, 2026

9 min

Sep 4, 2026

7 min

Friday hi-day!
 
Oliver: voice over artist, the most boring answer on Earth, and that thing about going for the long sleep.
 
Friday bye-day!

Sep 4, 2026

7 min

Sep 3, 2026

6 min

Hello!
 
Oh no! Oliver had a nightmare! Aww! The old inner voice. And the 52 minute lunch break.
 
Bye now!

Sep 3, 2026

6 min

Sep 2, 2026

8 min

Today is the day!!!
 
We come up with a new way of saying that we are running on zero energy, the way that people spell is fine, and Ariel’s subscriptions.
 
Today was the day!!!

Sep 2, 2026

8 min

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