3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

2 hours ago
2 hours ago
8 min
Hello!
We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.
Bye!
References:
Morse Code

4 days ago
4 days ago
8 min
Hello!
We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.
Bye!
References:
Scatman

5 days ago
5 days ago
7 min
Bones!
We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.
Where are the bones?

6 days ago
6 days ago
8 min
Partay!
We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?
PARTAY!!!
References:
John Cena

7 days ago
7 days ago
6 min
It is Tuesday today.
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
Ah, that was a Tuesday.

Sep 14, 2026
Sep 14, 2026
7 min
Yahoo!!!
Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.
Byehoo!!!

Sep 11, 2026
Sep 11, 2026
6 min
We did it!
We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)
It’s done!

Sep 10, 2026
Sep 10, 2026
7 min
Thursday!!!
Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.
THURSDAY!!!!!!

Sep 9, 2026
Sep 9, 2026
7 min
Winning!
We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.
Won!
References:
Jensen Ackles
Jane Goodall
King Harald

Sep 8, 2026
Sep 8, 2026
8 min
Hi!
Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!
Bye!



