3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

3 days ago

Good day m’lord!
 
Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.
 
Good day m’liege!

4 days ago

JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!
 
We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.
 
JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!

5 days ago

Bonsoy!
 
Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???
 
Full milk!
 
References:
Devil Sticks
Rola Bola Tricks

6 days ago

Hello hi!
 
Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.
 
Goodbye bye!

7 days ago

HI!
 
Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.
 
BYE!

Friday Apr 03, 2026

Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!

Ep274 - Thoughts On Sports

Thursday Apr 02, 2026

Thursday Apr 02, 2026

It’s happened again. Oliver does another solo chinwag. This time he talks all his thoughts on sports and spends a good majority of the episode saying goodbye.

Ep273 - Thoughts On Jorts

Wednesday Apr 01, 2026

Wednesday Apr 01, 2026

Oliver does a solo episode of pod. It’s not that short and mostly meaningless but there’s a sort of deep bit about catching yourself. He also lies about going to play dominoes later. But thus.

Tuesday Mar 31, 2026

Yippee!!!
 
Kayla’s got a cool new non-communicative relationship with the brain, mind, and body, Oliver can make himself sneeze (and an idea for episode 300), and there’s orb factions in shrimp country.
 
Yippaa!!!

Ep271 - The 7th Balcony

Monday Mar 30, 2026

Monday Mar 30, 2026

Hullo!
 
We’re being cute and safe, breaking news: more confirmed about shrimps (we’re coming up to the season finale of the shrimp saga), and dead like a doorknob that’s been hit by a wheel of cheese.
 
Bullo!

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