3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

Bored of War

2 hours ago

2 hours ago

8 min

Hello!
 
We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.
 
Bye!
 
References:
Morse Code

2 hours ago

8 min

4 days ago

8 min

Hello!
 
We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.
 
Bye!
 
References:
Scatman

4 days ago

8 min

5 days ago

7 min

Bones!
 
We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.
 
Where are the bones?

5 days ago

7 min

6 days ago

8 min

Partay!
 
We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?
 
PARTAY!!!
 
References:
John Cena

6 days ago

8 min

7 days ago

6 min

It is Tuesday today.
 
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
 
Ah, that was a Tuesday.

7 days ago

6 min

Sep 14, 2026

7 min

Yahoo!!!
 
Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.
 
Byehoo!!!

Sep 14, 2026

7 min

Ep385 - A Warm Joy

Sep 11, 2026

Sep 11, 2026

6 min

We did it!
 
We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)
 
It’s done!

Sep 11, 2026

6 min

Sep 10, 2026

7 min

Thursday!!!
 
Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.
 
THURSDAY!!!!!!

Sep 10, 2026

7 min

Sep 9, 2026

7 min

Winning!
 
We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.
 
Won!
 
References:
Jensen Ackles 
Jane Goodall 
King Harald

Sep 9, 2026

7 min

Sep 8, 2026

8 min

Hi!
 
Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!
 
Bye!

Sep 8, 2026

8 min

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