3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

13 hours ago
13 hours ago
8 min
Dear Listener,
Kayla grapples with how to actually do the Mindmelder game, we learn what every song on Singstar was, and Kayla has alternative views on spoilers.
Lotsa love,
Kayla and Oliver
References:
Kiki Dee
A Little Time - Music Video

2 days ago
2 days ago
8 min
Hello!
We have a lively chat about the hosts of Ready, Steady, Cook!, Kayla is very rude at Oliver’s beautiful haiku, and a deep chat about memory and space. Honestly, this is a wild episode.
Seeya!

5 days ago
5 days ago
7 min
WHAT?!
This is an eyes closed episode. Our eyes are closed but yours don’t have to be. Witnessing a baby become a real person. And the conundrum of t-shirts in the modern world.
Oh. Bye!

6 days ago
6 days ago
8 min
Huh?
We plan to do a completely eye-contact-less episode, a bench for the people is a bench for the mensch (if you know you know), and Oliver finds out who the heck Peter Combe is.
Hmm?
References:
Peter Combe
Franklin

7 days ago
7 days ago
7 min
Hup!
Kayla answers one of the biggest questions in the whole world, we really don’t know anything about water beds (but come up with a sweet option), and we don’t want a warm toilet seat. EVER.
Hup hup!

Oct 27, 2026
Oct 27, 2026
7 min
Hi! Yay!
We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog.
Bye! Nay!

Oct 26, 2026
Oct 26, 2026
7 min
Heyo!
Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days.
Bye… now!

Oct 23, 2026
Oct 23, 2026
7 min
Hi!
It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat.
BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 22, 2026
Oct 22, 2026
7 min
Hi!
Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people.
BYE.

Oct 21, 2026
Oct 21, 2026
7 min
Hi!
50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on!
Bye!!!!!!!



