3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

18 hours ago
18 hours ago
7 min
Hi! Yay!
We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog.
Bye! Nay!

2 days ago
2 days ago
7 min
Heyo!
Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days.
Bye… now!

5 days ago
5 days ago
7 min
Hi!
It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat.
BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 days ago
6 days ago
7 min
Hi!
Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people.
BYE.

7 days ago
7 days ago
7 min
Hi!
50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on!
Bye!!!!!!!

Oct 20, 2026
Oct 20, 2026
8 min
Hi!
We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being?
Bye?

Oct 19, 2026
Oct 19, 2026
8 min
Hi!
We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists.
Bye!

Oct 16, 2026
Oct 16, 2026
8 min
Welcome!
Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.
Thanks for stopping by!

Oct 15, 2026
Oct 15, 2026
8 min
Ready for a Turt?
Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.
Turt happens!
References:
Crush

Oct 14, 2026
Oct 14, 2026
8 min
Heyo mayo!
All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.
Byeo myeo!



