3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

18 hours ago

7 min

Hi! Yay!
 
We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog.
 
Bye! Nay!

18 hours ago

7 min

2 days ago

7 min

Heyo!
 
Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days.
 
Bye… now!

2 days ago

7 min

5 days ago

7 min

Hi!
 
It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat.
 
BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 days ago

7 min

6 days ago

7 min

Hi!
 
Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people.
 
BYE.

6 days ago

7 min

7 days ago

7 min

Hi!
 
50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on!
 
Bye!!!!!!!

7 days ago

7 min

Oct 20, 2026

8 min

Hi!
 
We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being?
 
Bye?

Oct 20, 2026

8 min

Ep411 - Neckhead

Oct 19, 2026

Oct 19, 2026

8 min

Hi!
 
We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists.
 
Bye!

Oct 19, 2026

8 min

Oct 16, 2026

8 min

Welcome!
 
Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.
 
Thanks for stopping by!

Oct 16, 2026

8 min

Oct 15, 2026

8 min

Ready for a Turt?
 
Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.
 
Turt happens!
 
References:
Crush

Oct 15, 2026

8 min

Oct 14, 2026

8 min

Heyo mayo!
 
All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.
 
Byeo myeo!

Oct 14, 2026

8 min

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