3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

4 hours ago
4 hours ago
7 min
Hup hup!
We go to business school on the beach, an excitable thud in a lemur world, and the joys of a good PowerPoint.
Chup chup!
References:
Weird neck thing Kayla has

4 days ago
4 days ago
8 min
Everything’s great!
None of this is interesting for anyone, shiverable words, and the difference between shopping lists and menus.
Everything’s fine!

5 days ago
5 days ago
6 min
Why hello!
Kayla names 5 REALLY annoying things, we set a record for the amount of times the word “donkey” is said in a podcast, and do ghosts only think about their reason to leave?
Why bye!

6 days ago
6 days ago
7 min
G’day!
Obviously Santa sees you when you’re showering, everything, in fact, was not blurrier at night, and what should be in a mystery box (like maybe so many marbles.)
G’night!
References:
Santana

7 days ago
7 days ago
6 min
Heyooo!
Oliver has SO much fun, the wonderful powers we’d have if we could morph, and we do a topical chat about Melbourne’s new train stations.
Byeee!
References:
Connex

Aug 3, 2026
Aug 3, 2026
6 min
Weehoo!!!
How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.
Beeboo!!!
References:
Horses
Trees

Jul 31, 2026
Jul 31, 2026
7 min
Hi!
We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.
Bye!

Jul 30, 2026
Jul 30, 2026
6 min
Yippee!
We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)
Les bye!

Jul 29, 2026
Jul 29, 2026
7 min
Want more?!
Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)
That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

Jul 28, 2026
Jul 28, 2026
6 min
Wassup?!
Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.
Bye. Go. Now.
References:
Greco-Roman wrestling



