3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

3 days ago

FRIDAY BABYYY!!!
 
Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline.
 
FRIDAYYYYYY!!!

3 days ago

Hi!
 
A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not.
 
… BYE! (jump-scare style hehe)
 
P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…

5 days ago

What is up?
 
Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email.
 
Let’s get down!

Ep322 - Drama!

6 days ago

6 days ago

Whello!
 
Kayz has inappropriate water bottle stickers, the acronym of L.E.A.D. based learning, and Kayz never ever understood what the dirty part of a dirty chai is.
 
Wbye!
 
References:
Dirty Chai

7 days ago

HeLLo!
 
You can do anything with a packet of tissues if you wanted, what even is Gonzo, and it’s the bones of you.
 
BYe!

Saturday Jun 06, 2026

LIV IS BACK!!!!!
 
Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.
 
YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Ep320 - Maccy D Hashbrown

Friday Jun 05, 2026

Friday Jun 05, 2026

Missed you!
 
A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.
 
Scram!!!

Thursday Jun 04, 2026

What do you want?
 
They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.
 
Go on! Get outta here!

Ep318 - How’s Your Eye?

Wednesday Jun 03, 2026

Wednesday Jun 03, 2026

Dachshund!
 
Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.
 
Cocker spaniel!

Tuesday Jun 02, 2026

Dan? Daniel?!
 
A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did.
 
Oh. Never mind.

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