3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep112 - Chains, Spitting, and Face Makeup

Chew chew!
 
We’ve got new rules, it’s a classic Bloodfest™, and our Forever Pizza.
 
I sincerely hope you get a lovely lil treat today <3

Ep111 - Melissa Shower

New morning just dropped!
 
Take your pants off, put your shirt on, and the simple joy of coffee.
 
Bye new morn!

Ep110 - Roald Dahl Roleplay

It's a Friday kinda day!
 
Kayla is the Venn diagram, Oliver's great chicken names, a dog called Scab, and the barcodes of the eyes.
 
Weekend time now. Go on!

Ep109 - Is Chuck Norris Real?

GOOD MORNING THURS HEADZ!!!
 
This episode is a Thurs trap, do not put an open flame near Paul Hollywood, and the layout of Kayla’s house.
 
LOVE YOU SNURZ HEADS!!!

Ep108 - Oliver’s Final Words

Good morning!
 
Russel Crowe’s illustriously bad casting, paying the scritching toll, and Kayla would be an excellent detective.
Also, a shameful word of the day. Sorry.
 
Bye again!

Ep107 - The Wig Wears The Wizard

I chew chew chews you!
 
Breathing in yoga, Oliver once wore a wig, and Kayla has had a roast chook quite recently, actually.
 
Chew on!

Ep106 - Blood, Guts and Watermelon Pulp

Hi Monday!
 
We must yell the name of the podcast, feeling vengenced upon, and don’t add a bone, lose the patella.
 
Bye Monday!

Ep105 - The Eye of a Dead Fish

Wow. Friday again.
 
Wet sock, Kayla doesn’t have to justify OR explain, and a NEW segment!
 
Enough! No more pops!!!

Ep104 - Read the Room, Read the Dog

Snurz to you!
 
Kayla knows shifty eyes, bring back men, and you cannot play around with birth certificates.
 
Thurs back at ya!

Ep103 - I’ve Been the Snake the Whole Time

Wednesday!
 
Wednesday is perky but a bit slow, the capitalistic snake eating it’s own capitalistic head, and Peter Rabbit.
 
Wednesday!