3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Ep300 - Time to Introduce Ourselves

HAPPY 300!!!
 
We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this kind of turns into Oliver interviewing Kayla, and how many times have mums been mentioned (spoiler: more than a hundy-fift.)
 
HAPPY 300!!!
P.S. Thanks for listening and hangin’ with us. We enjoy this a lot and hope you do too :)

Ep299 - Cursed by Moth

hey.
 
We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.)
 
bye.
 
References:
Sleep

Ep298 - Cooked on Nectar

IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!
 
Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!
 
EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!
 
References:
Dingle Village Adventure Golf 
Bee

Ep297 - KaYAYla

Why, hello!
 
Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?
 
Why, bugger off!
 
References:
Acronym 
Tommy's Margs 
Denmark

Ep296 - Tambourine

Hihihihi!
 
Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.
 
Bibibibibi!

Ep295 - Back on the Nut

WASSUP?!
 
These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.
 
BYESUP?!

Ep294 - Bit of a Kayla

Hullo!
 
Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.
 
Bullo!

Ep293 - The Coconuts of the Sea

Have a good walk!
 
You won’t believe what Bella and Jordan are going to do, the first brown is coffee…, and every single use for a coconut.
 
Have a GOOD walk!
 
References:
Sausage
Coconuts

Ep292 - Save the Dominoes

Well hello!
 
The commute of the headphones should be short, we are thinking of different types of bars (maybe we should have a little tipple), and we have a first fight and it’s about saving dominoes.
 
Welp. Bye!

Ep291 - You’re Shook

Omghello!
 
If you wanna work, then you’re a snake, Oliver never sees what happens when he rings the doorbell, and Oliver doesn’t want to drink Kayla’s dirty martini.
 
Omgbyebye!