3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes

6 hours ago
6 hours ago
8 min
Welcome!
Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.
Thanks for stopping by!

2 days ago
2 days ago
8 min
Ready for a Turt?
Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.
Turt happens!
References:
Crush

3 days ago
3 days ago
8 min
Heyo mayo!
All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.
Byeo myeo!

4 days ago
4 days ago
8 min
Hi!
A shoe size fact that will BLOW YOUR MIND, the local food joints in Sydney, and a new superhero to join the Mystery Men.
Seeya!
References:
Mystery Men

5 days ago
5 days ago
7 min
Heyyyyyo!!!
Bella went a little bonkers (existential crisis), Kayla’s freaking hot house, and Bella’s been busy photocopying.
Byeoooo!!!
References:
Liar Liar

Oct 9, 2026
Oct 9, 2026
7 min
Hi!
Maybe the typing has become worse at Oliver, friendship, memories, gull, and a bunch of stuff about Werner Herzog’s wife.
Bye!

Oct 8, 2026
Oct 8, 2026
8 min
Wowee!
Kayla does not want a human worm, for once we come up with a new word (something we’ve never done before), and the lengths Oliver will go to to not be embarrassed.
Byee!

Oct 7, 2026
Oct 7, 2026
7 min
Hullo!
Kayz is causing problems in a marriage, Oliver hasn’t been to Spain but he hasn’t been been to Portugal, and we’re back to discussions about lists.
Seeya!

Oct 6, 2026
Oct 6, 2026
6 min
Hi!
Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.
Bye… BYE!!!

Oct 5, 2026
Oct 5, 2026
7 min
Yes please!
My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.
No thanks!



