3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

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Episodes

2 days ago

LIV IS BACK!!!!!
 
Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.
 
YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

3 days ago

Missed you!
 
A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.
 
Scram!!!

4 days ago

What do you want?
 
They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.
 
Go on! Get outta here!

5 days ago

Dachshund!
 
Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.
 
Cocker spaniel!

6 days ago

Dan? Daniel?!
 
A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did.
 
Oh. Never mind.

7 days ago

Boo!
 
Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery.
 
AHHH!!!
 
References:
Some Nights

Friday May 29, 2026

Good day, m’liege!
 
Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past.
 
Good goodbye, my guy!

Ep314 - We Will FINALLY Kiss

Thursday May 28, 2026

Thursday May 28, 2026

HUP!!!
 
We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help.
 
NUP!!!

Ep313 - A Cow Yonder

Wednesday May 27, 2026

Wednesday May 27, 2026

Heyooo!
 
Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all.
 
Byeooo!

Tuesday May 26, 2026

Hi elves!
 
Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.)
 
Bye elves!
 
References:
Fruit Science

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