3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
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Episodes
Friday Dec 12, 2025
Friday Dec 12, 2025
FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR!!!
The acronym of H.A.I.K.U., Kayla’s new dart/book system, and Christmas comes around every time it comes around.
FINAL EPISODE DONE!!!
P.S. we love you all thanks for a wonderful year!
Thursday Dec 11, 2025
Thursday Dec 11, 2025
Good morning, neighbour!
219 in the style of Sweet Caroline, Oliver’s fun investment advice, and becoming bitter angry people.
Goodbye, neighbour!
Wednesday Dec 10, 2025
Wednesday Dec 10, 2025
hI!
Oliver’s phone is slowly becoming sentient, vermicelli noodles are a particular challenge, and can you grow a green scarf?
bYE!
Monday Dec 08, 2025
Monday Dec 08, 2025
‘Tis merry!
Kayla’s special pud, you can’t go wrong with lasagne, and death by hockey puck mango pip.
Merry ‘tis!
Friday Dec 05, 2025
Friday Dec 05, 2025
Cooking time!
Kayla is flames & lasers, Oliver is boy & frill, a Ferrari, and Amelia Airfinger.
Eating time!
Thursday Dec 04, 2025
Thursday Dec 04, 2025
Very good morning!
The magic of a true yes and, Jordan threw the glass, and border security understands 8kg of mayo.
And very good morning to you!
Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
Ain’t that cool?
WRAP IT UP! HEIGHT ORDER?! drool drooL droOL drOOL dROOL DROOL!!!
Ain’t that COOL???
Tuesday Dec 02, 2025
Tuesday Dec 02, 2025
Good morrow!
Kayla knows how to describe smell, all questionnaires are difficult, and what would make an aunt so giddy?
Bye morrow!
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Hello again!
If it has a drawstring it’s a bag, Kayla would like Skyrim, and questions for emus.
Bye again!
Friday Nov 28, 2025
Friday Nov 28, 2025
Hi!
We list things that are in things, no thigh friction please, and the new Goog.
Bye!