3, 2, 1, Haiku!

You’re doing great!
 
We’re stuffed and leaky, Jordan can’t tell the difference between Bella and Kayla, and the sound of 1000 rhinoceroses.
 
Keep up the good work!

Hi hi!
 
A winning in the futsal, all the things that garlic could go with, and we hope all the dads got everything they wanted.
 
Bye bye!

Must be nice!
 
Oliver didn’t have possums in the walls, we don’t know how to sate a hunger when you don’t even want anything to eat, and Oliver would look like a princess on the back of a worm.
 
Was quite nice!

Hey friend
Oliver is a true blue having a talking event with his mates. Kayla and Oliver have both been to KFC. We are SICK of having to cook a meal EVERY DAY? Who made that a rule?!
Miss u, luv u
Bye friend

Hiya!
 
Hurting the hand that does it, second-hand dreading the interaction, and we try to figure out how mothballs on a slide would go.
 
Biya!

Hello!
 
We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.
 
Bye!
 
References:
Morse Code

Hello!
 
We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.
 
Bye!
 
References:
Scatman

Bones!
 
We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.
 
Where are the bones?

Partay!
 
We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?
 
PARTAY!!!
 
References:
John Cena

It is Tuesday today.
 
Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.
 
Ah, that was a Tuesday.